would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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