North Korea, Best Korea!
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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