On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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