oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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