So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
