Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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