So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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