1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
