I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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