In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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