I faked an abortion last night.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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