I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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