Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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