There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
