So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
