it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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