? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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