...so i touched it.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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