dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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