I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
you would pick up someone in the library
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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