her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Quick, to the slutcave!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
