But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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