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Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I am naked and annoyed.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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