your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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