Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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