I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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