its not stalking. its research.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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