does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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