pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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