You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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