proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
i drank out of a bidet.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
NoShamevember. You game?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
