"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i think i have herpe
just one?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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