: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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