So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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