White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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