Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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