I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
