I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
