R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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