So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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