you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I didn't notice because vodka
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Randomize
