So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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