did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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