Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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