I want to walk on stilts...naked
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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