I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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