wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
