You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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