marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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