I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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