in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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