I just made out with a guy for $7.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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