roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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